Last Thursday, I had to travel up to Sydney for a conciliation. I alighted at Town Hall station, grabbed a coffee, and decided to walk through the Elizabeth Street David Jones store, as it is the quickest route. I also intended to veer past the Kiehls counter for some much-needed skincare supplies - sadly, you know what they say about the best-laid plans.
I approached the escalator and saw that it was blocked off, and a security guard was standing in front of it. I assumed that there must be some issue with the escalator, and asked the security guard how I was supposed to get upstairs (hoping to goodness she wasn't going to direct me to the stairs, as I was hefting a heavily-laden wheely bag). The security guard gave me a slightly puzzled look, and called over a sales assistant to assist me. The following conversation took place...
Me: "How do I get upstairs?"
Supremely Excited Sales Assistant: *talking super fast* "You can't, its all blocked off for the Kardashian book-signing!"
Me: (hearing something about cashew nuts) "Is it a cookbook?"
Sales Assistant: "No, no the Kardashian sisters!"
Me: "Ummm..."
Sales Assistant: "You know, Kim Kardashian! They own a fashion store! They were friends with Paris Hilton!"
Me: "Ok I'm sorry, my brain just switched off. Can I get up to the Kiehls counter at any stage today?"
Sales Assistant: *slightly manic gleam in her eyes* "If you head up to the Elizabeth Street entrance, you can queue up for an autograph!"
Me: *backing away slowly* "Uhhhh that's fine, I think I'll come back later."
Damn Kashew-nut sisters made me walk all the way around the store and back out the other side of the mall, and nearly miss out on a much-needed Kiehls pit-stop. Thankfully, they had well and truly buggered off by the time I was headed home that afternoon, so I was able to stock up on Ultrafacial cleanser and SPF lotion. And I suppose that I did learn something new - to every cloud, a silver lining.
Hope you are all enjoying your weekends!
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hahaha this is hilarious!! I don't understand the hype about them at all! Glad you managed to get your lovely products :) x
ReplyDeleteWish there was a "like" button (like Facebook)
ReplyDeleteLove this story!
This made me smile so so much :-)
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Hahaha that's hilarious!! This story is great!!
ReplyDeleteI was walking around Castlereagh Street that day to deliver court documents and there were heaps of fire engines and heaps of excited looking people.
I mentioned it to my sister a few days later and she said that was the same day KK was there. I couldn't care less, but were the fire engines there for her too? How bizarre.
Ha ha!! Never saw the link between nuts and the Kardashians but totally see it now! I admit to being a fan but would be miffed if I couldn't get to the Kiehls counter because of them...
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You CRACK ME UP! I love you <3
ReplyDeleteSo funny, because I remember years ago I was in the same DJ's coming down the escalators and saw a huge commotion, because Paris Hilton was in the store with a barely known Kim Kardashian along side her. Hopefully Kim K fades into oblivion just like Paris!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha, I too didn't know about the Kardashians until fairly recently. I even had to Wikipedia them. Hahaha.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE how you asked "is it a cookbook?" hahahahaha!
AWESOME.
pahahahaha Classic! I'm sitting in a waiting room reading this and probably look like an idiot laughing to myself!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing. :)
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Reminds me of my cousin (who was in a doco about learning about football) being told he was going to interview David Beckham. He replied, "So who is David Beck-man". The producers were stunned - actually so were we all.
ReplyDeleteI also had to try to explain to my Mum who the Kardashians were the other day, famous for being famous really is the answer. I wonder if they are satisfied with their fame?
Michaela - I saw the fire engines too, I was mystified. Is she so "hot" they scared she's going to spontaneously combust or something? :D
ReplyDeleteGillian - gosh yes, lets hope that, in a couple of years' time, she has faded into oblivion like Paris
inmypocket - Hehe I felt a bit dense when I said that, but I actually thought she was talking about a cookbook
Lisa - that is a good description of them! Famous for being famous
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Thanks for making me laugh!! :)
ReplyDeleteLol this post was hilarious!!! I didn't even know they were in town!!
ReplyDeleteThere were people supposedly waiting like midnight the day before... that SA is funny though...i don't think there was a book signing? From what i know, for their Westfield Miranda appearance you had to have purchased one of their handbags and be the first 200 in line to get an autograph. I assume DJ's would of had something similiar.
ReplyDeleteGlad you got your stuff. They were prob at Miranda by that time :)
Hahahahahaaha hilarious!!!!
ReplyDeleteGlad you managed to get your products though :))